16 reasons why you should never buy a Royal Enfield

I bet, most of us at some point of our lives would have been fascinated with a Royal Enfield. We were so blinded with its sheer power and grace, that we almost neglected it's flaws.

So to simply prove a point, I have penned down, 16 reasons stating why you should never buy a Enfield.

1. They are so ugly that they make heads turn.
2. It generates a lot of thumping which unintentionally excites you
3. Riding a Bullet provides more fun per litre than any other bike. Hence it is a skid mark in our abysmal monotonous life.
4. It compels you to leave your house and take unwanted long rides.
5. You start to care more for your bike than yourself.
6. You arrive late at  family functions, even though you are happy.
7. You get addicted to leaning your bike at sharp turns.
8. You waste a lot of your time by taking the long way to home.
9. Paparazzi might have a thing or two for your bike. 
10. While riding other bikes, it would feel as if you are riding rice rockets.
11. In extreme circumstances, you might even become popular which will make you feel like the slutty sister of prestige (Source - Birdman)
12. You have to say "No" to your friends every time they wish to have a quick ride.
13. Road trips with you car won't excite you as it used to.
14. You would miss getting sore saddles within short distances.
15. Each of the bikes are hand painted. Such a turn off. Who would ever want their bikes to be personally pinstriped by an artist.
16. You would start making lame efforts of cornering your car as well.
    

Thus for all the haters out there, we have put forward the exact reasons, why people should never buy a Royal Enfield.

Feel free to comment and let others aware of other such shortcoming, if any.